As you may recall, our dear, unloved but thankfully departed Ferd often instructed Muffmeister's audience on the style and aspirations of the young True Prep woman. The only man in her life, from birth to death, is her father. She wants to dress like him, ride and shoot like him and drink like him. This approach to life allows the young True Prep woman to set herself completely apart from 'others' with whom she may attend prep school and college - no makeup, no frilly dresses, no hair curlers, no nail polish, nothing which would cause her to appear unserious in the eyes of Father. Alas, these True Prep young women can be counted on my fingers and toes in 2025, found in a few places in Maine, Massachusetts and New Hampshire, God love them.
My true prep wife has set the bar very high. She drinks bourbon and martinis, real ones, gin and vermouth, and loves football. My true prep daughter has followed suit. I am truly blessed (and enjoying a martini with my wife), starting dinner early so that we can watch Monday Night Football.
Ahem. True Preps never, repeat, never (1) watch television and (2) never play, watch or discuss football. Football is vulgar and, it is said began with a contest between two equally inconsequential opponents - Rutgers and Princeton. Please, for God’s sake don’t use True Prep and football in the same post again
So not o.k. to watch football but o.k. to blaspheme, interesting. Thank goodness you were drinking bourbon and martinis VV and not drinking tea out of a bone china cup and saucer!
I’m not much of a football fan, but what insanity is it to say that people shouldn’t watch football if they think they are prep ? This is not a childhood dreamworld. This is real life. Maybe try to get one
Dearest Anon 11.19.25 8:41 PM. It is not, as you relate, that people shouldn't watch football if they 'think' they are prep. For the True Prep, there is no thinking on this subject. Indeed, it may be the most clarifying test of one's True Prep status to ask the subject whether he or she can name one NFL football team. If they can, it is probably because they have been relocated by illness or other circumstance from New England to Texas or some other God-awful place. You see, dear Anon, whilst at New Haven, the football players were public school boys who had to work part time to afford tuition. They weren't members of Fence and rarely were seen at any of the Senior Societies. In a word, they were not 'us'.
Football is fun to watch now and then, maybe. Occasionally we watch a set of downs or two, out of curiosity. It would be less slow and ponderous, and more creative and exciting, if it were played on ice.
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ReplyDeleteMercer for the win. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI love that Mercer fabric and both sweaters
DeleteAs you may recall, our dear, unloved but thankfully departed Ferd often instructed Muffmeister's audience on the style and aspirations of the young True Prep woman. The only man in her life, from birth to death, is her father. She wants to dress like him, ride and shoot like him and drink like him. This approach to life allows the young True Prep woman to set herself completely apart from 'others' with whom she may attend prep school and college - no makeup, no frilly dresses, no hair curlers, no nail polish, nothing which would cause her to appear unserious in the eyes of Father. Alas, these True Prep young women can be counted on my fingers and toes in 2025, found in a few places in Maine, Massachusetts and New Hampshire, God love them.
ReplyDeleteMy true prep wife has set the bar very high. She drinks bourbon and martinis, real ones, gin and vermouth, and loves football. My true prep daughter has followed suit. I am truly blessed (and enjoying a martini with my wife), starting dinner early so that we can watch Monday Night Football.
DeleteAhem. True Preps never, repeat, never (1) watch television and (2) never play, watch or discuss football. Football is vulgar and, it is said began with a contest between two equally inconsequential opponents - Rutgers and Princeton. Please, for God’s sake don’t use True Prep and football in the same post again
DeleteSo not o.k. to watch football but o.k. to blaspheme, interesting. Thank goodness you were drinking bourbon and martinis VV and not drinking tea out of a bone china cup and saucer!
DeleteI’m not much of a football fan, but what insanity is it to say that people shouldn’t watch football if they think they are prep ? This is not a childhood dreamworld. This is real life. Maybe try to get one
DeleteAnd some of them watch football with their fathers.
DeleteDearest Anon 11.19.25 8:41 PM. It is not, as you relate, that people shouldn't watch football if they 'think' they are prep. For the True Prep, there is no thinking on this subject. Indeed, it may be the most clarifying test of one's True Prep status to ask the subject whether he or she can name one NFL football team. If they can, it is probably because they have been relocated by illness or other circumstance from New England to Texas or some other God-awful place. You see, dear Anon, whilst at New Haven, the football players were public school boys who had to work part time to afford tuition. They weren't members of Fence and rarely were seen at any of the Senior Societies. In a word, they were not 'us'.
DeleteNo one who is “us” would be on this blog preaching. For the record football is repulsive.
DeleteThen you must not be one of us, preacher
DeleteThat's very funny!
DeleteI simply said that I personally find football repulsive. I don’t claim to be anything
DeleteI think we can all agree with you on that observation.
DeleteFootball is fun to watch now and then, maybe. Occasionally we watch a set of downs or two, out of curiosity. It would be less slow and ponderous, and more creative and exciting, if it were played on ice.
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